‘If you have arrived at this page, it means one of two things.

ONE: That you are already of a unique mindset. It means that you have actually searched out a group of people that hate everything. You sadistic bastard.  But what it ALSO probably means is that you are as depressed, annoyed and just plain fucked-off with everything as we are. Congratulations. You qualify.

Two: Your rose-tinted glasses blinded you just enough so that you accidentally stumbled upon this page. BIG ERROR. If you want to go on believing that It’s A Wonderful Life is a documentary, I suggest you leave. We are not happy people. We laughed when Bambi’s mum died.

Here at Why I Hate Everything, we have only one mission. We don’t aim to cure anyone’s ills. We won’t try to help people through their depression, or calm them down. Oh, no. Our only aim is that by the time you leave here, you will have realised that you have wasted so much time hating just a few individual things that you have been CLOUDED to the WORLD OF SHIT that is out there!

We will enlighten you! We will expand your hatred -we aim to make it so that from the moment you wake in the morning to the second you return to the land of Nod, you are muttering to yourself, ‘I fucking HATE that.’ Hey, maybe you’ll start your own website declaring that everything is shit. And then maybe we’ll hate YOU too!

Welcome! And let the bitterness commence!

- Kevin Sanders

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